Jessica Simpson’s Country Career Going To The Dogs?

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September 2, 2008

In case you haven’t heard, Jessica Simpson’s been trying to revive her career by going country. She said she’s always been a country girl, despite all those pop albums, and her boyfriend is Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, so I guess she feels she’s got the right stuff to reinvent herself as a Nashville star, like Romo’s ex, Carrie Underwood. Well, things aren’t going as smoothly as she planned, I guess, with her last concert getting some horrible reviews from The Niagara Falls review: “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.” The show was also peppered with the kind dumb-blonde Jessica Simpson spiels which made her famous on her reality show. Things like: “I do pass gas a lot. I guarantee it smells like roses,” or saying that her man must be ready for anything her man must be ready for anything — including the possibility she might be pregnant with an alien. Holy shit, is she self-destructing in front of our eyes, or what?

The only thing needed to complete this scenario would be shaving her head bald and then heading off to rehab. You know who’s done that, don’t you? Well, let’s check out Jessica Simpson’s hot pics instead, to forget this wreck of a concert ever happened.

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