Dita Von Teese Nude In The Playboy German Edition
Hey, didn’t we kick these guys’ butts back in WW2? How come they’re the ones who get to buy a magazine off the newsstand featuring prime cocktease material like Dita Von Teese? Oh I get it, there are some Von Teese royal relatives over there greasing the wheels for her to appear in their country’s dirty magazine first, right? Whaddaya mean Von Teese is just a screen name? Isn’t Tom Cruise playing her grand-daddy in a plot to kill Hitler or something?
Well, whatever the reason, the Germans are going to get their hands on some glossy pages showing Dita Von Teese’s ripe assets this December. You can bet Santa Claus is going to take a little longer climbing back up the chimney because of his stiffy when he spots that issue of Playboy lying on the table of some German home. So if he’s late you know who to blame. Though, in the spirit of world peace this X-mas season, here are some shots released from that pictorial, so every obsessed fan with an internet connection can satisfy themselves while drooling over Von Teese’s juicy boobies. There’s still time to recycle your Marilyn Manson costume from Halloween too, for some extra frisson.
Of course there are other places you can check out naughty and naked photographs of Dita Von Teese, and that’s right here on this link…
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