Would You Pay $5,300 For Scarlett Johansson’s Snot?
Hey, you and I both agree that Scarlett Johansson’s one sizzling hot babe, and I’d spare no expense in accessing a site that’s got raunchy photos of her (which, coincidentally, you can find here). But paying $5,300 for a used tissue that she blew her nose on? Even if you could afford it? That’s what someone actually did in a special auction she held for charity. How can you use something like that to sexually gratify yourself, like you can do with her photos? Oh c’mon, you know that’s what whoever bid all that cash for this thing probably did with it. Why blow (pardon the pun) all that money on it if all he’s planning to do is leave it under a glass display case?
Okay, granted she did leave some lipstick behind on it, and not just snot, so that’s just about as close as you can get to her lips wrapping itself around… wherever you want to wipe it, if you were the winning bidder. I guess what he’s got planned for that dried mucus is just too kinky for me, because I just don’t know how whoever won the auction can get some gratification out of it. Although I guess his reward can come from helping the USA Harvest charity fight hunger… Yeah, right. Like he can’t give without having to buy a celebrity fetish item. Well, no matter how sizzling Scarlett Johansson is, I still think this was a big waste of dough. But I guess after seeing the trailer for “The Spirit”, paying for her used tissue seemed like a bargain compared to paying for a ticket to see that feature!
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