Paris Hilton Just Loves Rubbing Your Face In Her… Wealth

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December 31, 2008

Oh, so you thought she was issuing an open invite to have some tuna salad? Sorry, no. What Paris Hilton loves rubbing your face in is that she doesn’t care about the $2 million worth of bling bling that was taken from her home just last week. What’s $2 million to her, even in this upcoming global depression where everyone’s just about ready to jump out of the window to escape the shame of bankruptcy? No, instead of worrying about something like that, she goes out and buys a pink Bentley, and then strikes a pose for the photogs with her latest acquisition. Oh yeah, then she goes shopping for more stuff. Or was that shopping spree before she posed with her new Bentley? Who cares except for the, photographers right? She even tells a TV crew that she knows who stole her jewelry and that they were probably in her house before. If she’s talking about men, that’s a really loooong list! But does anybody believe that someone as clueless as her is suddenly Sherlock Holmes all of a sudden? Whoever took her baubles should keep it, she definitely doesn’t need it if she can blow a wad of cash as big as what was needed for her new car.

But hey, it’s been hella cold recently, so maybe her personal porn movie’s been selling like hotcakes, right? To keep the bedroom toasty and all that. She ought to make a new one, so she can buy a whole bunch of baubles next, when she leaves the keys to her Bentley in the car, with the door unlocked. You know she’s capable of that, so might as well keep your eyes peeled out for that pink monstrosity, and you can take it home, easy! And as for that sex tape, why pay her for a copy when you can check it out on this site?

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