Jessica Simpson Ate Too Much Chili

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January 26, 2009

Just because she considers herself to be a bona-fide country singer, that doesn’t mean Jessica Simpson can wolf down all the deep-fried food she wants. Judging by these photos takes at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff, she looks like she everything (and everyone) in sight. Is she going for Dolly Parton territory? Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if she is, considering he career’s pretty much been a copy of everyone else. But seriously, she’s gotta lay off the cornbread and focus more on her career, considering she almost doesn’t have one anymore. Her “country” effort was modest at best. Her last few films haven’t done well at the box-office (as evidenced by the theatrical flop Blonde Ambition) and now it seems she’s about to lose her sex-symbol status. Well, I’m sure a lot of you like ‘em with a little meat on their bones and would take Jessica any way, shape or form, but for someone like her who’s teetering on the edge of has-beendom, the least she could do is hang on to her body. Well, maybe it’s just a phase. Perhaps when she finally sees these pictures, she’ll think twice about eating that slice of blueberry pie.

Maybe it’s her rumored engagement with that football player that’s making her so happy and so oblivious to the weight gain. Although, there’s no set date yet and that the engagement is only “on it’s way”. Perhaps it’s the anticipation of the big event, or the pressure of not knowing if he’s gonna pop the big question that’s making her stress-eat. I just hope she hasn’t bought her wedding dress yet.

In the meantime, you’ll be able to reminisce about the sexy Jessica by picking up her direct-to-dvd film, the ironically titled Major Movie Star. Or save the agony of sitting through her “acting” and head on over to this site to see some other steamy stuff from Jess!

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