Lindsay Lohan, the incredible shrinking woman

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January 27, 2009

Remember, once upon a time, when Lindsay Lohan first sprouted into hottie-ness, her massive boobs and curvy body was the fantasy of every hot-blooded male around? Her little laugh, sweet smile, and sexy innocence would just let your mind go to the most naughtiest places? Her comic timing, her natural talent, her all-around likability that made you overlook the shortcomings of her acting ability? Remember that?

Instead now, we get this…

A hollow shell of this once vivacious and promising personality, completely consumed by the mass media, spiraling down into the world of tabloid shows, gossip columns, and bad-girl behavior. And now, as has been speculated for months on end, we see her like this. Or rather, what’s left of her. Is it the state of her career (bordering on zero) that’s making her do this to herself? The pressure to stay thin in Hollywood? Trying to catch up with her lesbian lover’s body (which is impossible, because I still believe that Sam Ronson is really a 14-year-old boy). Whatever the reason, it’s starting to look unhealthy.

I’m sure a lot of you will agree with me when I say she actually looked better during her Mean Girls years. At least you had something to hold on to. She was wholesomely steamy, with just a hint of naughtiness. And, of course, those jugs. They were huge enough to get lost in. Where’d they go? Then there’s that sweet, plump ass that bounced playfully when she walked (or better yet, ran in slow motion). I mean, just look at the girl who played the villain in one of Lilo’s movies Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Megan Fox who’s making tongues wag with her curvy hot body, landing on Sexiest Women lists around the world.

Seriously Lindsay, bring back the poundage. Go to Anorexics Anonymous, eat some cheescake, do some actually funny comedies and get back into the spotlight were you belong. In the meantime, you can check this out for other Lindsay Lohan scandals as well as other gossip heavy celebs.

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