Archive for January, 2009
Megan Fox To One-Up Angelina Jolie
You heard me right. Celebrity bloggers are in a frenzy with rumors that silicone titty celeb Megan Fox could be slated to take the role of Lara Croft from the infamous Angelina Jolie. Surely this is bullshit? Apparently they’re re-making the whole background of Lara so they can move her in a wider range of. I, personally can’t fathom a Tomb Raider without the diva of celebrity sexiness, Angelina Jolie. Regardless, we have them both nude only at Celeb Heat!
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Birthday Girl Mischa Barton Nip Slip
Mischa Barton was looking pretty dapper at the Christian Dior show in Paris the other day, her b-day. She was so giddy she afforded us a peek at part of her boob. That’s definitely sufficient ammunition for for me to pop wood at my desk and then some. Mischa Barton is super hot and glamorous these days and the thought of her bent over an expensive suede couch donning nothing but some Dior underwear pushed aside as I bang her famous asshole is what gets me through the week! Check out all of her nudes at Celeb Taboo!
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Rihanna is GQ Mexico’s Hottest
The Barbados beauty graces the pages of GQ Mexico magazine, and Rihanna looks fucking awesome in it (but then again, she always does, right?) Just looking at the cover — the red bikini top, the hot body, the clear sexy green eyes, those full pouty red lips… it’s enough to make you cum your pants. [...]
Slutty Shauna Sand Still Showing Her Junk Off in South Beach
Shauna Sand may not have much of a true celebrity story other than parting her sexy glistening porn snatch in Playboy and banging Heff a while back, but my does this MILF still have that exotic dancer appeal to her! She’s what? 35 years old now and every time I see her body half nude I feel like I’m in a Prague whorehouse and my dick goes on bone. May the sexy, slutty minx we know as Shauna Sand live on for years to cum!. Get her naked at Celeb Heat!
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The UK’s Number One Big Titty Glamour Girl Danielle Lloyd Tits Up
She is in the UK what Kim Kardashian is to the USA. She totally lacks talent other than her smoking hot. Kim’s being her large celeb butt, and Danielle’s being her big natural English breasts. A finer point about Danielle Lloyd here is she lives to get nude and bring her horny British lesbian friends along for the shoot. In the current edition of Loaded magazine there’s lots of sexy white flesh, butt, breasts, the works. Get more of Danielle Lloyd only at Celeb Taboo!
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Lindsay Lohan, the incredible shrinking woman
Remember, once upon a time, when Lindsay Lohan first sprouted into hottie-ness, her massive boobs and curvy body was the fantasy of every hot-blooded male around? Her little laugh, sweet smile, and sexy innocence would just let your mind go to the most naughtiest places? Her comic timing, her natural talent, her all-around likability [...]
Hilary Duff Holiday Swimsuit Snaps
Hilary Duff is rolling in cash and has nothing to stress about. Why not jet off to the Bahamas with your idiot hockey guy BF and get a tan? I mean, reflect some rays. Her boy is a pro hockey player so you’d expect him to be whiter than paper, but Hillary Duff! What’s she got to say for herself? She’s fucking a hockey player? Unacceptable. Don’t get caught slippin’. We want to see that sexy teenage celeb body in a thong and see our cocks grow hard. See Hilary Duff’s boobs and more at Celeb Taboo!
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Jessica Simpson: Holy Friggin Fatness!
Jessica Simpson was seen grazing at a chilli expo. From what I can see, the contestents seem to have lost all of their chili. This giant BBW Jessica Simpson supposedly scarfed it all down, and some horses. I was gazing upon some naked pics of Jessica inside the private of Celeb Heat and was thinking how totally sexy she was. Hello!? For all you famous BBW admirers out there, open your arms for her. See the pretty and now the fat and sexy Jessica Simpson at Celeb Heat!
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Abigail Clancy Looking Sexy for Peter Crouch in Small Bikini
Abigail Clancy is one of the few multi-faceted celebs we’ll ever write about. She’s been a British glamour and fashion model for a while, her entire family are pro-level footballers and she’s screwing one of the most famous English footballers, Peter Crouch. While this easy slag of a WAG may have got busted being unfaithful on Crouchy a while back, they’re back on again and he’s got his dick all up in her pussy once again. Get more of this sultry girl at Celeb Taboo!
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Kim Kardashian Hits The Gym Once a Month Or Wasn’t That Obvious?
Kim Kardashian has gone from binging on anything with saturated fat and receiving manicures all day to actually getting off her big, tasty bum and working out. She’s getting ready for some fitness gig and I’m not sure about you, but I’m hoping she gets canceled and she gets to keep her plump yummy booty either way. It’d totally suck to have a celeb who is famous for her big curvy butt lose it just for shits and giggles. Then Reggie Bush would probably be out the door too. Get more of Kim Kardashian’s round butt workouts at Celeb Heat!
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