Megan Fox is single again. YAAAAYYYY!!!!

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February 27, 2009

The fates are kind to all of us hot-blooded horny men who believe in their heart of hearts that Megan Fox is the woman we’re all supposed to be with. She has just ended her relationship with Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles star Brian Austin Green and has been going out and about in Hollywood and looking seemingly unfazed by the whole situation.

This is good news for all of us. That means she’ll be free to do whatever she wants, whether it’s that Playboy pictorial we’re all dying for her to do. Or doing actual nude scenes in her upcoming movies. She can’t do any of that when a jealous boyfriend is lurking around every corner. I mean, come on — if you had a girlfriend like Megan, you’d wanna watch her every move — not because you’re paranoid, it’s because you can’t stop looking at her!

So, maybe future projects of Miss Fox will have amped up sexual content. Jennifer’s Body looks promising, from her faux-topless scene to a rumored lesbian encounter with Mamma Mia hottie Amanda Seyfried, the portents look good. Filming is still ongoing, so maybe she’ll agree to some additional sex scenes that the director will hopefully throw at her.

So, all in all, it’s a good day. I’m not even bummed finding out about Giselle Bundchen’s wedding anymore. As long as Megan Fox is free and full of hotness, I’m happy. And if you wanna be happy too, check this out and find some pretty hot pics and vids of Megan and a bunch of other sexy celebs.

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