Archive for March, 2009
Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin, One Sex, Both on the D-List
Socialite Paris Hilton and comedian Kathy Griffin were both totally put on notice as D-list celebrities. I mean, Kathy Griffin at least has a television show about her lowly Hollywood social life on the D-list, but Paris Hilton was on the show as if to poke fun at the mere though she would ever be a D-list celeb. Hallow? Ms. Hilton! You’ve been ejected from a cartoon industry event|party! You’re already on the bottom of the totem pole, honey pie. I could really give a shit less what list she’s on. I know she’s a sultry, easy celeb who thinks she’s entitled to the universe. I know she has a uncensored}buck wild, saucey porn video with Rick Salomon! That’s about all I need to hear! Get more of Paris Hilton getting ripped open in her porno video scandal only at Celeb Heat!
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Rihanna Goes Nuts, Arms Herself With Guns
Diva Rihanna is bigtime into her skin’s artwork. She just had some work done where she added some guns above her perky biracial celeb boobs. Is she trying to tell alleged chick batterer Chris Brown something or maybe she’s just giving him an example of a more efficient means to get the job done? Regardless we adore Rihanna. She boasts some killer long legs, a tough short haircut and she’s just all around sex on feet. If one day I were to hear that she shot Chris Brown with her freshly instilled guns, I’d totally be hard. Want to see the next best thing to a Rihanna and Chris Brown S&M movie? Have a look at Celeb Taboo!
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Scarlett Johansson is losing weight. Why?
One of the most disturbing news I’ve heard today is that sexy and voluptuous vixen Scarlett Johansson will be shedding the pounds to prepare for her role in the next Iron Man movie where she’ll be playing Russian spy Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow. She’s buffing up for physically demanding role so no more womanly [...]
Ex Hugh Hefner Girl Bathing Suit Snaps, As Real As It Gets?
Ex-girlfriend of the Playboy himself, Hugh Hefner, Bridget Marquadt is seen posing here on-location for her TV gig ‘Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches’. Hey, I’m not beach guru but I’m pretty certain if this alluring celebrity cougar puts on a bathing suit and lays on it, it’s instant ‘sexy beach’. Actually, I’d give my left nut to be a grain of sand in this beach so I could find my way all the way up her willing famous hu-hu. Be one of these sand granuals only at Celeb Taboo!
The Wino OD’s on Pot
Is it possible to OD on marijuana? Well, Amy Winehouse has done it! The crackhead, who in this case, we will call “pothead”, was recently admitted to the hospital because of using gargantuan quantities of marijuana. According to several celebrity sites, including the UK Sun, the Wino smoked an “inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning”.
How do you smoke a bale of pot and stay awake to keep going? I know a guy or two who would love to learn Amy Winehouse’s secret!
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Aicia Silverstone Faked Photos
Check out these very revealing photos of Alicia Silverstone. I’ve been a fan of hers since she was in that steamy movie The Crush. I’ve always wanted to see her nude. I would’ve been happy with seeing her topless, but in this CelebDefamer photo gallery, we get to see her nude and a whole lot [...]
Jennifer Lopez Pictures
Take a look at pics of actress, singer and all around celebrity Jennifer Lopez. She’s the total package – chick next door looks with the best ass on the planet. Today’s pictures include behind the scenes at her music video shoot, red carpet pics and some other miscellaneous paparazzi pictures. As always, she looks simply [...]
Jamie Lynn Spears isn’t marrying the dude who knocked her up
Proving once again that you don’t have to get married to have a baby, Britney’s little sis Jamie Lynn Spears has canceled her engagement to the high school boy who impregnated her and would rather just “hang out” with the guy. Sources say that she’s content to just live with the guy and refer to [...]
The Kardashian Family In Smut Flick
Oh what I wouldn’t give to see the Kardashian sisters all fisting each other while a football team creampied them|I wish it were the real deal, the Kardashian sisters all in a celeb bisexual foot fetish smut flick or Kim Kardashian getting barebacked by Peter North, but alas it’s not real|just a spoof. Larry Flynt has the Kardashian all pissy after their parody video, "Keeping it up for the KardASSians" was put out. Larry Flynt busting people’s balls is nothing but spectacular. Flynt always wins, when will they get it? Experience more of all of the Kardashian sisters getting naked at Celeb Heat!
Bruce Willis Nabs a Model From A Casting Couch
In true Hollywood style, Bruce Willis has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar with an actress from one of his set for a real life marriage role. Granted it was a bit off-color, this A-listed acting mega star had the casting director call in a gaggle of models and he personally picked them for their roles. Now that’s what I call hands-on management! You can bet your ass he wasn’t at the housekeeping meeting! Regardless, he snagged a winner in uber flawless Emma Hemming. Check out this hottie! View Emma Heming’s killer body at Celeb Taboo!
